What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 00:12
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Newark Airport to open its shuttered runway Monday, 13 days ahead of schedule - NBC News
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
This seed is rich in protein, magnesium, and helps grow muscle mass - Earth.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Simulations Show What Really Happens When a Black Hole Devours a Neutron Star - Gizmodo
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dinosaurs Had More Than Just Teeth—They Had Cancer, and It’s Changing Everything - The Daily Galaxy
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
No go.
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?